Bike Thief

trust in humanity restored

The text says:

Dear Bike Owner,

On Saturday April 20 I graduated from university and got straight white girl wasted. After the bar it was too late to catch a bus, and I am too broke to afford a cab, so I borrowed your bike without asking. It was a lusciously smooth ride from what I remember.

Anyways I am very sorry I did not ask to borrow your bike, so I have returned it with a coupon for a free lava cake at Domino’s as apology.

Cheers,
Bike Thief

What a nice bike thief :D